YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

When a white guy wins a sprinting event at a big meet

and everybodys just like

Every girl wants a bad boy who will be good just for her, and every boy wants a good girl who will be bad just for him.

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—	(via teapartynights)

people: you have to be more lady like

me: suck my dick

We’ve all heard the warnings and we’ve ignored them. We push our luck. We roll the dice. We play with fire. It’s human nature. When we’re told not to touch something, we usually do, even if we know better. Maybe because deep down, we’re just asking for trouble.

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